Dinner with God

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.
During dinner he told them:
I need you, three important people, to send my message out to all the people on earth: Tomorrow I will destroy the earth and everything on it.

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
I have two very, very bad news for you.

1. God really exists, and
2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth.

Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and House and told them:

1. The good news is God realy does exist.
2. The bad news is: Tomorrow He's destroying the earth and everything on it.

Bil Gates went back to Microsoft and announced happily:

1. I am one of the three most important people on earth, and
2. The "Year 2000 problem has been solved.