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/*
                 TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
                 Project:         Chicago (tm)

  Projected release-date:

  Summer 1994 ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995
*/

#include "win3l.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:
                        William H. Gates III
                             to:
                        Executive managers Chicago (tm) -project


William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
_good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

                                           Carry on,
                                                    God^H^H^HBill
*/

#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
	while (!CRASHED)
	{
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop ();
		if(first_time_installation)
		{
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
			hang_system();
		}
		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop ();
		do_some_stuff();
		if(still not_crashed)
		{
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop ();
			basically_run_windows_3.l();
			do_nothing_loop ();
		}

	}
/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo *99683-95 from:
        Executive managers Chicago (tm) -project
             to:
        William R. Gates III

  Executive managers Chicago (tm) -project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,
  Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 
  'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include 
  it in the final code. This way we will save atleast another 
  5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

          Thank you for listening to us,
                     the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project"
*/

/*
	if(still_not_crashed)
	{
		write cheer();
		finished();
	}
*/
	create_general_protection_fault();
}